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a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
We won't sleep together?
I heard we made out
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
plz talk dirty to me
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I hate your face
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
need another drink. this is the easiest way
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
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