I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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