ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
My ass is underappreciated
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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