it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
please come you make the beer taste better
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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