You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
If that was your dad, he is hot
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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