it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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