you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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