Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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