Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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