Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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