Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Even my vagina gasped.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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