i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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