Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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