I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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