He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
