He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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