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so let's talk penis.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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