they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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