no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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