You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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