Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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