do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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