i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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