She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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