but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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