We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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