If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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