Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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