Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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