how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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