If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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