Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
