I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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