i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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