It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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