If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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