Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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