No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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