wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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