Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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