she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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