Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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