When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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