i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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