i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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