you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I need a beard to bite.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
