I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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