Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I just googled if crying burns calories
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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