The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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