I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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