She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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