Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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