Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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