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  • 49 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:00pm
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    my local newspaper published an article that stated "the only things to do in new london are.....get high....get drunk.....and get fucked" this after the police had to remove a drunk guys cock from the change slot on a pop machine.apparently it had stolen his change and he felt it had fucked him and he was just tyring to fuck it back.

  • 44 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:37pm
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    Reminds me of my hometown!

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:29pm
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    this is awesome! pretty much sums up my life.

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:22pm
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    Wow cuz were I live everyone goes to the beach, smokes weed, drinks alcohol, lies to cops on quads, has sex with every around and either longboards or skateboards, nice to know we aren't the only town :)

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:51pm
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    you must live in naperville.

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:20pm
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    Listen - I know exactly what you mean...!

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:47pm
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    this is why I moved out of Humboldt County....driven to sluttyness by boredom eventually leads to fucking your way out of town.

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:16pm
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    oh this sounds like where all my friends live.... there is NOTHING to do except drink, smoke weed/ do shrooms, fuck and longboard (not necessarily all at once or in that order lol)

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:16pm
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    right? also wouldnt smoke weed

  • 30 33
    Submitted by dilly on Oct 3, 10 at 1:35pm
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    I love you

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:13pm
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    Hey I live in Chicago burbs... Wanna hook up?

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:59pm
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    tfln should delete peoples numbers off the site.and cockswallowers like 7:28 shouldnt post peoples numbers.

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:09am
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    we sexed...and it was great

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:27pm
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    fuck yeah, this is so true.

  • 28 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:51pm
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    Hahahah ohh western suburbs..the dirty six thirty. I love growin up here.

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:36pm
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    Or you had self control. Dumb whores.

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:03pm
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    sam jordan? is that you?

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:14pm
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    haha sounds exactly like my town

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 7:28pm
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    This girls pretty slutty, call her. 502-299-6490

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:05pm
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    there are better things to do than being slutty?

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 8:29pm
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    here, here! its horrible but true.

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:09pm
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    sam jordan? is that you?

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:14am
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    we sexed....for .2 seconds

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:47pm
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    You would be even if there were things to do

  • 30 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:21pm
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    HAHA When I drive to see my girlfriend there is this town I stop at in the middle of nowhere that has pretty cheap gas... everytime I go into that gas station there is always a teenage mother... I guess they have the same issue

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:22pm
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    this text sums up my entire social life until recently (when i found better things to do)

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:21pm
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    I have yet to see weed make a person sluttier.

  • 24 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:33pm
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    omg i actually live in that area code and i know exactely what you mean. Chicago suburbs suck. Let's just put it this way, the kids from the ghetto buy their drugs from the kids in my town. i go to a school that's right next to a DAIRY FARM.

  • 27 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:32pm
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    that's why I moved, too much of a whore for one small town.

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:16pm
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    Move away from Illinois...