What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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