Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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