new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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