Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
dude i'm inner monologue high
What should our trivia night team be named?
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why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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