you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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