Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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